Licensed Coffee Shop Husband Creche Sign
Licensed Coffee Shop Husband Creche: Where Patience Brews!
Enter the haven for shopping-weary companions with a sign that doubles as a humorous solution to the age-old dilemma of shopping with your significant other. In lively letters, it proudly declares, "Licensed Coffee Shop Husband Creche." Is he annoying you at the checkout? Fidgeting underfoot as you shop? Fear not, for this establishment has the answer!
With a whimsical promise, the sign encourages you to leave him here and collect him later. This generous service comes at the unbeatable cost of just paying for his drinks – a small price to pay for the serenity of uninterrupted shopping. The reassuring claim that they've "never lost one yet" adds a playful touch, alleviating any concerns about the temporary disappearance of your partner in crime.
So, surrender your shopping-weary husband to the creche, indulge in a peaceful spree, and return to collect him, rejuvenated and ready for the next adventure. A blend of humor and convenience, this sign transforms the mundane into a memorable experience!
Fixing Instructions:
PVC & Aluminium signs can be fixed with screws after pre-drilling or with ‘No Nails’ type adhesive, full instructions are provided. Vinyl signs are suitable for flat clean non-porous surfaces only. Signs are supplied with or without drilled holes. If you would like your sign drilled we will do this if selected above and include screws, plugs & caps.
Vinyl Stickers:
First mark where the sign is to be fixed with a piece of tape. Remove the sign from the backing paper & position, use a squeegee or credit card & work from the middle out.
Self Adhesive Vinyl
Commercial grade, permanent self-adhesive vinyl, solvent printed and over laminated. *For clean, smooth surfaces only. Not suitable for brick or render type surfaces.
3mm Foamalux PVC
Premium industry standard PVC sign board 3mm thick with high impact strength & excellent UV protection, solvent printed and over laminated for scratch resistance. Suitable for wall or fence mounting.
3mm Skybond Aluminium Composite (ACM)
Skybond ACM is a lightweight but solid 3mm thick rigid aluminium composite panel with a nylon core ideal for long-term external use, solvent printed and over laminated for scratch resistance. Suitable for wall/fence mounting, and post mounting (pole fixings not supplied).
Durability 4-7 years outdoors
100% weatherproof and solvent resistant sign products for all conditions!
Not screen printed which can fade & is easily scratched!
Solvent printed & laminated using high-quality commercial-grade materials!
All our signs are supplied with or without drilled holes please select when ordering above.
Available as a Vinyl sticker, on Aluminium composite, and Foamalux.
Also available with drilled holes or without holes on the Aluminium and Foamalux options.
With holes drilled, this also includes screws and caps.
